
It was a muggy morning that threatened rain (and later the sky obliged with the traffic stopping precipitation) when my sweetie-pie and I strapped the board on the roof of the rental with the use of borrowed soft-racks from Hunty (and his friend who came along for the ride). How was I to know then that it would take me until the last full day of our trip to catch a wave on the unwieldy creation (which would be in two and half weeks)? Had I known that, I may not have been so eager to participate as board mule.
The first I got it in the water was at Lake Rotorua (Ragland was blown out). Not much to say really, except that it was pleasant to have nearly mirror flat water to paddle on and a bit of sulfurous hot water to soak in afterwards. Like most boards over 8 ft in length, it paddled well, and once up to speed, the mass of the board reminded me of being in a heavyset luxury motorcar. Sure, it seemed odd to have both tips (lots of nose and tail rocker on this board) poke above the waterline as I paddled about, but I really didn’t notice any drag.
First time I got the board in salt water was at a lonely beach south of Napier (beach’s name was ‘Ocean Beach’). Knee high closeout beach break with onshore winds. Camping shortboarder says, “You missed it by 3 days.” (Of course I did…just keeping my streak alive.) Every wave was the same: paddle, feel the board power up, stand, closeout, be forced straight in, feel the huge fin touch the sand, jump off to avoid damage. Not really what I would call riding. After 6 or such occurrences, I just paddled around for the exercise. Oh, the board makes mincemeat of the windchop.
Another paddle took place at the lake by Queenstown, Lake Wakatipu. Nothing special here to report, unless you count my sweetie-pie and I tandem paddling it. Having never done such a thing before on a “tandem board”, I really don’t have much to compare it too, though I think the narrow tail of this board was not conducive our experiment. After she swam back to shore, I paddled it a good ways out with 20 minutes of nonstop motion followed by a more relaxed half-hour back. Again, I don’t have much experience with larger surfboards/paddleboards, but I though I was moving along at least as fast as a canoe (which I am familiar with) that wasn’t being raced.
The next time the board touched water was at Taylor’s Mistake outside of Christchurch.
Groovn’ gave me the honor of first go, and having never been on it in surf of any note, I opted to give it the acid test paddle-out from right in the middle of the little bay, and off to the side of the main peak.
True to form, I timed it just right to receive a set in the face. Resorting to what meager brute force I’ve got, I didn’t turn turtle, I just tried to keep the bow into the face of the oncoming wave, and rotated my arms at the shoulder, and held on when needed. I thought I did a decent job at things and was soon enough outside paddling past the curious, imagining all the while that they were ridiculing me the board.
I went over to a right that was breaking closer to the rocks and away from all others. Not the best wave there, but hey, less chance for injury all around. And it gave me room to get used to things, like how the board ‘twanged’ when the short period waves and windchop slapped at the bottom as I wrestled with turning the board from sea to shore (I got better with this as time progressed, but at first, man, I missed the quickness of things with that homemade fish of mine).
First few attempts to catch a wave failed. I guess I was thinking that I needed more running room to get into speed to catch a wave, and this coupled with my inexperience where to position myself on the board, well, the waves just passed me by. Perhaps I was also being too tentative and not taking off at the critical part of the wave…something I’ve done before on longer boards.
So I rectified these things, and caught a wave. You’ve seen the pictures posted above; you know how unspecial they are, and frankly, I can’t fault the board for that. Call it ego, but I always figure that at first, if the board and rider aren’t in sync, then it is my fault, not the boards. No matter, it was good to get a bit of feel for the board and the waves by surfing and not by imaging surfing it.
On the second wave, I moved/walked around more, found better positioning with my feet, in turn was rewarded with more speed and a bit more control. It seemed that with a bit more speed, the board would respond that much more favorably, just like with other boards.

Two waves down and Groovn’ on shore getting more and more antsy, I just needed one good wave before we would switch roles and I became the cameraman and he became the test subject. After missing two good chances, a bonus set popped up, and I pointed the board down the line. Praying the very soft thick rails would hold even though it seem liked I was barely moving, I popped up and pushed the board down and into the waves.

That photo of me against the waveface belies the feeling I had a moment before: the board is just slipping out from under me…felt like the rails were not engaging at all, and that huge fin and pointy, heavily rockered tail were nonexistent. Then, the board gained forward motion, or rather the front half of the board did, or so it seemed….kinda like front wheel versus rear wheel drive. Maybe it had it all along and I was just too unfamiliar with things? In any case, that photo is right where my feeling of “’I doubt I am going to make this’ is turns into ‘I am going to make this’”.
The rest of the ride was icing.
Then came the hand-off to Groovn’, and you know the rest of his story (as detailed above).
I think the craftsmanship of the board is undeniable. Heck, even elderly folk at a few camp spots along the way who knew next to nothing about surfboards oohed and awed over it. I like nontraditional ideas, sometimes to the point of diminishing returns, so I can’t find fault with the idea behind the creation of it. I caught waves with it, so that proves you can surf it. I can imagine this board working pretty darn good in big waves, at least as well as those similarly massed boards that first pioneered Hawaii, though of course I have no true experience with such things. But I do know about riding some large surf in Santa Cruz/San Francisco, and given the room and a 3rd (and 4th and 5th, etc) chance, I believe I could ride it at large PP or Lane. I would not want to ride it at large pitching waves. I don’t know why a curious, better, and more gung-ho surfer wouldn’t want to try it at such a break (pitching wave at the take off) after a bit of test runs.
All in all, a lot of fun to test out. Glad I had a chance to give it a run, well, three waves worth at least). Thanks for giving me the opportunity to ride it, Tom Bloke.
Oh, in closing, regarding NZ surf, in one day, I went from the east side of the island to the west side; it was onshore on both sides.
(PS sorry for quick typing spelling and grammtical errors and awkward sentence structure...maybe when I get paid for this I'll double check things)









Thanks Roy!!
